The Timeline

The timeline is convoluted, but nowhere near as bad as the one in Dragon Ball.

-Timeline 1, where it all begins. Xcom, 2015. Thin Mintz invade the earth and conquer it. A young Everyone’s dad saves Bradford and Xcom. Guthalot is created. All Timelines branch from here. -Timeline 2: Original Guardscom. Joker Face is invincible. Everyone’s Dad Killed. Turbo is killed by a Viper. Universe is destroyed by the Invisible man. -Timeline 3: Guardscom Reboot. Boss Evasion Killed and Turbo Killed by Sectoid Sniper. Boss Revived as a Spark. Killed again. Turbo returns as Punished Turbo. The Advent are defeated by Bradford, Single handedly. -Timeline 4: Guardscom 2. Boss Evasion Killed by not a Boss. Revived as a Spark. Killed again. Turbo is killed by friendly fire. Turbo comes back as a ghost. The ghost of Turbo is ghostbusted. Longshot destroys the final Avatar. -Timeline 5: Guardscom Timeline where Guthalot wins. Chosen are created through anime shit posting. Most people killed. Longshot Dies, unable to use the Dragonballs to reverse the damage. -Timeline 6: Guardscom where Guthalot went back in time and took over the world. Guardsmen arrive to help. Current Guardscom. Reapers are founded by Gunner, who’s also the Xcom commander because fuck off. Nexus and larry make the Skirmishers. Templars are created by Mintz, and help to rebuild the ruined body of Chaos Longshot, turning him into a cyborg templar. The Chosen are created through combining the concentrated essence of weeb. DETAILS UNKNOWN INCOMPLETE. -Timeline 7: The Guardsmen never arrived. Current Timeline. The Mysterious hero and Chaos Longshot Arrive to warn about the Guthalot take over. Chosen are created from the ultimate anime fans. Xcom has time to build up. The overpowered Brice Price and Mintz found the Templars. Nexus and Guthalot Prime Found the Skirmishers. Gunner forms the Reapers as a Stalker Cosplay group and needs a logo, then Kaeler shows up and becomes the logo. GUTHALOT mysteriously vanishes and ADVENT returns.

-Timeline 8: Guardsmen Fail to Arrive. The time machine is stolen by the Guths who go back in time. Creating Timeline 5, 6 and 7. Longshot is killed. Turbo is killed. Guardsmen never arrive as a result. -Timeline 9: The Mysterious Hero and Longshot go back in time to timeline 7. Guthalot conquered the earth through hard work and mind control. The Mysterious Hero and Longshot get a time machine and go back to change the future.