Todd the Howard

Todd the Howard, AKA the dark prophet of Skyrim, has cursed all who dare enter our realm into committing a most horrid act of purchasing the Elder Scrolls 5 : Skyrim, regardless of how many versions and iterations that one already owns.

The birth of the Howard
It is said that in the year of 2011, the very earth has birth from it most deepest trenches a being of pure Open World RPG. From it's fiery inception on the 11th of november, all have come to know that a cruel god has been birth. It rose up from the depts of the sea and has arisen to the surface. The world had become a much darker place afterward.

The goal of the Howard
Todd the Howard shall never rest until every living being has impoverished themselves by doing nothing but purchasing Skyrim. The food, the water, the nourishment of the Todd is the purchases of Skyrim, and he is never full. It is said that all those who sees him, have their minds assaulted with a singular command : "Buy Skyrim now!"

''"I wonder what would happen if i told him that Brice has never bought a copy of Skyrim, would she kill him or would she buy a copy........" - Chaoslongshot''

"Longshot is wrong there. Brice hates RPG. She only plays Rhythm games and Platinum games. Metal Gear Rising is on every computer on the Avenger because of it. Thankfully, Todd Howard was killed in the great Bethesda war of 2014." -Gunner

"HEY, these gits keep screaming at me to buy skyrim." - Manslaughta during his assault by a number of prod guthalots